Wednesday, January 27, 2010

If I Ran the Oscars

Like a lot of cinephiles, I have a real problem with the Oscars a lot of the time. Aside from their dips into brilliance (pretty much all of the major awards in 2008, when No Country for Old Men won Best Everything), they largely award the obvious contenders, and many an impersonation (nothing gets my goat like the near-automatic Oscar for Best Performance as a Major Historical Figure). So, in addition to my yearly complaints (which, unless Invictus wins anything, will likely only be heard by friends and family), I decided to take matters into my own hands, and take note of the major achievements of 2009 in the very categories they will use come March.

A few notes...in general, I stuck to the number of nominees the Academy uses, with a couple of exceptions (I nominated an extra song, and a few extra films in the technical categories). The winners are in bold with a few words, and the rest of the nominees follow.

I took out Best Picture in all its forms, as I'll be posting a Top Ten (which, I suppose will be pretty easy to suss out by what I nominated, but I know there'll be a few surprises in there) in the next few days and it would pretty much be redundant, along with the Shorts categories, as it's pretty difficult to keep up on such things until the Academy unveils their own nominees. And I lumped together Sound Mixing and Editing, because although I do know the difference, I don't know how to apply that in my own analysis (then again, the Academy never seems to, as they almost always only have one difference between the two lists).

And so, without further ado...

    BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE


    Jeff Bridges - Crazy Heart     Let's face it, it's not Jeff Bridges finest performance, but it's still representative of a lifetime of performances in service of the character over the actor. This, oddly enough, is not a practice the Academy typically rewards, but one I admire greatly. As always, Bridges delivers a totally realized character, without once calling to attention that this is the case. It's brilliant work.

    Matt Damon - The Informant!
    Michael Stuhlbarg - A Serious Man
    Tom Hardy - Bronson
    Jaoquin Phoenix - Two Lovers


    BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE


    Christoph Waltz - Inglourious Basterds     Okay, now here's an instance of it being okay for the actor to be totally showing off. The style of the film more than allows for this - it encourages it. Every second of Waltz's screentime is dedicated to capturing our attention, and though I know many others disagree, I maintain that he isn't just completely off the rails. This is, too, a fully realized character, and there are limits Waltz puts on his performance; he just sets those limits a little beyond reality. As Kubrick said, realistic is good, but interesting is better.

    Martin Starr - Adventureland
    Peter Capaldi - In the Loop
    Jérémie Renier - Lorna's Silence
    Fred Melamed - A Serious Man


    BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

    Carey Mulligan - An Education     No question. This goes beyond the breakthrough status everyone's applied to it; this is legendary. I realize a large part of my response to this character is that I knew so many girls just like Mulligan's Jenny, girls who carried themselves like they knew it all, and who were quite intelligent and, more importantly, intellectually curious, but who still had so much to understand. And Mulligan absolutely nails the excitement, naivete, arrogance, and vulnerability of this kind of girl, and boy is it just a thrill to witness.

    Melanie Laurent - Inglourious Basterds
    Arta Dobroshi - Lorna's Silence
    María Onetto - The Headless Woman
    Sasha Grey - The Girlfriend Experience


    BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

    Miriam Toews - Silent Light     This is some heavy lifting, man. As the betrayed wife in this film about a man's affair that is as much religious as it is sexual, Toews has a scene or two where she's really allowed to cut loose, emotionally, but it's her reaction when Johan (her husband) says a very simple line, "You've always been so good at making the soap, Esther," that is just devastating in how simply it sums up everything Johan has put the family through.

    Samantha Morton - The Messenger
    Marion Cotillard - Public Enemies
    Rachel Weisz - The Brothers Bloom
    Julianne Moore - A Single Man



    BEST ART DIRECTION

    Nelson Lowry - Fantastic Mr. Fox     These are all pretty amazing pieces of art direction, but when I force myself to pick, who can go wrong with these creations? Far more idiosyncratic than the typical Wes Anderson eccentricity (what can we even begin to make of those paintings that adore many a wall?), they nonetheless contribute to the pure whimsical joy of the film.

    David Wasco - Inglourious Basterds
    K.K. Barrett - Where the Wild Things Are
    Magnus Renfors and Elin Segerstedt - You, the Living
    Anastasia Masaro - The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus




    BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

    Alexis Zabe - Silent Light    I often have a problem with the Academy automatically awarding the most beautiful of all the nominees, but...good Lord is this a breathtaking film. There are such odd effects pulled off in the camera (the whole bathing sequence is just mind boggling), and totally audacious accomplishments (the opening shot and the closing shot, the dolly into the garage) that some may say are purely for their own sake, but even if that's the case, it certainly deserves to be called the greatest achievement of the year in cinematography.

    Christopher Doyle - The Limits of Control
    Robert Richardson - Inglourious Basterds
    Greig Fraser - Bright Star
    Lance Accord - Where the Wild Things Are



    BEST COSTUME DESIGN

    Uncredited - Fantastic Mr. Fox     Admittedly not the usual process for this sort of thing, and that's probably why no one person is credited as the costume designer, but if it's all about creating physical costumes for characters to wear, I can't think of one more delightful than this.

    Michael Wilkinson - Watchmen
    Jacqualine Durran - The Soloist
    Anna B. Sheppard - Inglourious Basterds
    Janet Patterson - Bright Star



    BEST DIRECTOR

    Kathryn Bigelow - The Hurt Locker    While I'm typically a pretty straight auteurist - the best film of the year coincides with the best director - there's something to be said for calling attention to direction this forceful and, in almost every conceivable way, perfect. So no, The Hurt Locker is not the best film of the year for me. It's serviced by a fine screenplay and some damn good performances, but everything that's great about this picture is so because of Karthryn Bigelow. But...more on that later.

    Quentin Tarantino - Inglourious Basterds
    Carlos Regaydas - Silent Light
    Olivier Assayas - Summer Hours
    Joel and Ethan Coen - A Serious Man


    BEST FILM EDITING

    Roderick Jaynes (a.k.a. Joel Coen and Ethan Coen) - A Serious Man     In the special features for Che, Steven Soderbergh comments on how there are very few films that take into account each edit's place in the picture as a whole, how they, combined, create a rhythm and pace and mood of the film. This has rarely been a problem for the Coens, and with this film and No Country for Old Men they've really taken their game to a whole new level, creating a meditative atmosphere amidst the sheer chaos they've been creating for decades.

    James Haygood and Eric Zumbrunnen - Where the Wild Things Are
    Steven Soderbergh - The Girlfriend Experience
    Chris Innis and Bob Murawski - The Hurt Locker
    Frederick Wiseman - La Danse



    BEST MAKEUP

    The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus     Making four people look vaguely similar, Christopher Plummer an ancient monk or a homeless dreamer, and face-painting galore, really, how does this not just automatically go to the latest Terry Gilliam venture?

    Crank: High Voltage
    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
    Star Trek
    Bronson




    BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

    Carter Burwell - A Serious Man      Burwell's consistent collaborations with the Coens have created more memorable scores than this, but his blend of meditation and the Hebrew music that pervades the picture is really wonderful stuff.

    Alexandre Desplat - Fantastic Mr. Fox
    Marvin Hamlisch - The Informant!
    Karen O. and Carter Burwell - Where the Wild Things Are
    Michael Giacchino - Up


    BEST ORIGINAL SONG


    "Fantastic Mr. Fox AKA Petey's Song" - Wes Anderson and Jarvis Cocker     Not the best song of the year as such, but it puts a smile on my face every time I hear it and perfectly suits the film.

    "Almost There" - Randy Newman and Anika Noni Rose
    "You Got Me Wrapped Around Your Little Finger" - Ben Castle and Beth Rowley
    "The Weary Kind" - T. Bone Burnett and Ryan Bingham


    BEST SOUND

    Star Trek      Of all the many forgettable things about this film, it's hard to truly forget how beautiful it sounded.

    A Serious Man
    The Hurt Locker
    District 9
    Avatar


    BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

    Avatar     While District 9 and Where the Wild Things Are win for integration, and The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus wins for, well, imagination, you really can't deny the sheer accomplishment of Cameron's latest. That said, I'll say it again - this is the ONLY award this film deserves.

    District 9
    Where the Wild Things Are
    The Imaginarium of Dr. Panassus
    Moon


    BEST WRITING - ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

    Wes Anderson and Noah Baumbach - Fantastic Mr. Fox     I find it hard to believe Anderson's claims that he and Baumbach were trying to be faithful to Roald Dahl's book, because it's just too...Andersonian to not be mostly guided by that vision. That said, I LOVE their vision of the world when it's this unleashed and yet so refined.

    Henry Selick - Coraline
    Scott Z. Burns - The Informant!
    Spike Jonze and Dave Eggers - Where the Wild Things Are
    Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner - Up in the Air


    BEST WRITING - ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY


    Joel Coen and Ethan Coen - A Serious Man      A really brilliant piece of writing, one of the Coens' finest. I can't stop turning it over in my head. Memorable characters that aren't quite real people, an absolutely drumtight narrative, and a structure that can knock you on your ass if you're attuned to such things, this is in many ways the most audacious accomplishment of the year.

    Quentin Tarantino - Inglourious Basterds
    Olivier Assayas - Summer Hours
    James Gray - Two Lovers
    Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, and Tony Roche - In the Loop

2 comments:

Hokahey said...

I like your alternative Oscars. I'd pick Waltz, too! His was the single best performance of the best character of the year. You nominated a lot of films that I enjoyed. Mulligan is also a good choice.

Sean said...

I think Sasha Grey should have won an Oscar, her performance was for the most part improved in the Girlfriend Experience and she was awesome in it.